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Posted 2 days ago with 6185 notes

thatshinobilife:

I love how Gaara tells Naruto and Shikamaru that his father has “tried to kill [him] more times than [he] can count” and then later during the war arc comments that his father made six attempts on his life because it implies that  Gaara can’t count to six. 

Posted 4 days ago with 26189 notes
positive-memes:
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positive-memes:

Far better version of the classic prank

Posted 4 days ago with 34259 notes

cheskamouse:

higgsboshark:

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

This is a powerful positive message..

Posted 4 days ago with 12275 notes

yahooanswer:

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

Posted 4 days ago with 183847 notes

nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

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